Cowien

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Location: New jersey
Job: Poser

I am evil homer I am evil homer. Flash = strictly a tool of animation, now

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6/21/03

Level: 5
Aura: Evil

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 65
Saves: 33
Rank #: 60,329

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Exp. Points: 245 / 280
Exp. Rank #: 138,532
Voting Pow.: 4.39 votes

BBS Posts: 96 (0.04 per day)
Flash Reviews: 34
Music Reviews: 0
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Score: 0
Particle

"FUCK YOUR ANNOYING MUSIC"

submission: Particle
date: March 13, 2004

music ruins it, not to mention no play button after it's done loading, you only have to guess the title might be clickable and click it

kinda fun, but you get a 0 because of your shitty, shitty music and no mute button

Author's Response:

Pay attention. There's a volume slider on the pause screen and under "options." You might need some Valium.

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Score: 0
Taco-Man Halloween

"boo"

submission: Taco-Man Halloween
date: October 27, 2003

Swaying your main character back and forth = animation gold

just kidding jackass, one more sway and I'd diagnose him with parkinsons

plus your humor isn't the least bit suttle making it pretty shitty. Try make a character NOT announce how he feels to the audience

Author's Response:

The Homestar Snake Game = 1.76/5.00

Now that is what i call shitty.

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Score: 9
Strawberry's Pistol

"hmmm"

date: September 11, 2003

Shin-darkmind should work on spelling the word 'flash' in his profile before criticizing anything...And his replies weren't the least bit entertaining

I'd like to see him do better in flash instead of typing 4,000 character reviews on movies he doesn't like - Anyone who writes 4,000 letters of personally hating someone on the internet has issues

Author's Response:

yeah I'm with you on that, he's an asshole, I'm going to have him in my next movie. thx for teh review my freind.

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Score: 10
FinalFantasyFlash v2

"very nice"

date: July 29, 2003

I dont know why your score is only 3.5

really well done, the size is a bit small, maybe thats why it has a 3.5, but other than that I'm baffled as to how low your score is right now

I liked it a lot, especially compared to your last submission which I hated

Author's Response:

Well like I said In the other version, thing can only get better. ehem. The screensize is a bit small but if you download it you can play Full Screen (on slower computer it might slow down) Oh... Did you find the Cheat Code (Not that it's needed) Maybe I'll tell you later...

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Score: 10
3D brothers

"nice stuff"

submission: 3D brothers
date: July 28, 2003

good job, everytime I watch something of yours I want to start up my verison of swift 3d and make something!

nice swift 3d skills man

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Score: 0
The Matrix Re Soundtrack

"Still illegal"

date: July 28, 2003

don't say your not doing anything illegal! using a song in ANYTHING without consent of the artest is definately ILLEGAL

You think fox or comedy central can go out and use any songs they want for their shows? Hell no they need PERMISSION, buying a cd does not give you permission to distribute their songs for free

Not like anything bad is going to happen to you or the guy who said he used kazaa, But when you say your not doing anything illegal and that you hope the RIAA comes after that guy who admitted to using kazaa, You sound like a stupid shit

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Score: 10
Killing Spree III

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submission: Killing Spree III
date: July 28, 2003

I didn't need to watch killing spree 1 or 2 to know this was good

Unfortunately, swift 3d doesn't handle curves well so I gave you the benefeit of the doubt and am giving you a 10

the tank part was god, but no fire, BUT swift 3d isn't very good as I said above so gj anyway

get 3ds max...NOW ;)

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Score: 10
The Butterfly Effect

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date: July 23, 2003

best...use of different camera angeles...EVER

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Score: 10
S&R 2 - Cape Cadaveral

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date: July 22, 2003

My review will be fair and informative

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Score: 4
Way of the sword

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submission: Way of the sword
date: July 19, 2003

Your drawings have no prespective at all but their above average for newgrounds...which doesn't say much

and this idea has been done more than mariah carrey

Sorry :(

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